At this moment in BFE Nebraska, it is 7 degrees F, "feels like -10". Seriously.
Me and my dashing son, Sammy, are sitting on the couch watching The Croods on Netflix (after having to buy a new remote that he lost like a month ago). As much as I ADORE my children, camping at home day after day (after working my patootie off, I might add) in this wretched, cold, Never World, is starting to get to me. So needless to say I am looking forward to my very first FREE OF CHARGE STYLE CONSULTATION!
I am drawing the winner this Sunday, February 9, 2014., so there's still time to "like" and share away!
Now... Onto the subject of shoes!
A girl's best friend, besides diamonds of course! For all of you sassy pants who tell me, "Oh I could never walk in those!", listen up! I have a few tips for pulling off heels.
First of all, there is no plausible excuse for wearing tennis shoes 24/7. I understand they are "uber comfy" and add to the supermom effect, however, you owe it to yourself to step it up a notch at least a few days a week. Women say they feel more confident and sexy in heels. Which is YOU, underneath those silly crocks! YEAH DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON CROCKS! That's gonna have to be another blog for another day.
The first step to, "literally step it up a notch", is to do just that- start lower. Find a pair of "inch high or so" heels that CALL YOUR NAME. You know the kind. Your walking through the mall, in a hurry to pick up that pair of leopard earrings you saw the other day (OK that's just me:) and you feel the universe shift a bit and pull your gaze to the left. To the left is the sale rack of winter shoes and this pair of super cute heels literally yells out to you for rescue. You now have a duty to rescue these beautiful creatures and give them the fame they deserve on your beautiful feet!
For those of you who are fed up with your stylish ballet flats and ready to turn some heads ASAP, then by all means GO FOR IT! Go find that pair of bitchin' 3 inch heels and try them on! But here's an important tip: Go up a 1/2 to a full size when you try them on. Because high heels tend to have narrow toes and not much in the way of support, adding extra platform and space immediately makes them "comfier." And then prepare to unveil the sexy, confident woman who has been patiently waiting for this moment. Walk those suckers around your house. Do some chorus line kicks- holding on to a chair of course. Prance by your husband in your underwear! Holler out, "I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME ROAR!!!"
YOU ARE WELCOME.
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