Wednesday, March 12, 2014

For the Birds!


I'm unsure of what went wrong since my last post.  I was clearly declaring the beginning of Spring to the Universe.  Nebraska didn't "miss the memo" so to speak, It flushed the memo down the toilet.

But I'm not giving up.  I will not concede my quest for warmer weather to this ridiculous tunnel of polar wind.

I WILL ROCK MY SHORTS AND FLIP FLOPS LIKE I AM DAISY DUKE WITH A BIGGER NOSE AND THE WRONG COLORED HAIR.

Here is My List of Top Ten Spring Must Haves for When Spring Decides To Leave Florida Spring Break to Retire Quietly and Peacefully in Nebraska:

1. A sleek, well tailored pair of black Capri pants.

2. A sleeveless white or cream top.

3. Medium rise tailored dark denim crop pants.

4. 3/4 sleeve leopard print jacket

5. (Knockoff) Michael Kors flaired Python skirt

6. Sapphire blue boat neck top

7. (Knockoff) Jimmy Choo Duran Strappy Caged Bootie

8. Light Pink, short sleeveless dress

9. (Knockoff) Michael Kors strappy gold wedge sandal

10. Nude Maxi Dress

Var Sa God

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