Thursday, March 6, 2014

Spring This Joint Up!

Don't you just love Nebraska in late winter?  I, for one, live for dirty piles of snow, depressing gray skies, and below zero temps.  It's like a cold, dark hell made just for me.  Ahhhhhhh.

I don't know about you beautiful girls, but I'm ready to break out some spring tops and throw caution to the wind!  I'm ready to unleash my toes!  (Well, after a loooong, expensive pedicure, maybe).  I'm ready to show some leg! (After a few trips to get spray tanned, i.e. Expensive water torture, of course).  BUT... come nasty heels or white legs, I Will Pretend Spring Is Coming!

Let's do this together;). Let's slowly claw our way out of Winter Hell and freeze our butts off in a united front to BRING SEXY SPRING BACK!

How does one break out the Spring clothes without looking insane, you ask??

Literally:  ONE BEAUTIFUL PIECE AT A TIME.

Get out your favorite black top with a subtle floral print.  Or grab that pretty green top that makes you feel fresh and young!  Then throw on a fun skirt or lighter pair of pants, a light weight sweater or jacket and you're good to go!

Mix it up!  Pair some funky boots with some crop pants!  Wear your new strappy sandals with a pair of sleek slacks!  

JUST DON'T GO ALL SPRING AT ONCE.

Nothing screams, "I'm desperate and I don't care who knows it" like putting on your new full spring ensemble from Kohl's.

TAKE IT SLOW.  Pretend you are the new kid at school trying to be cool.  If you come in like a wrecking ball with white crop pants and bright pink sweater sets, the cool kids will see you coming a mile away and while they may not say it, they are thinking, "Poor, sweet girl!  Well she tries doesn't she?!"

Repeat after Me:

No Style By Caroline Reader will be pitied!  We will BRING SEXY SPRING BACK slooowly and sweetly and one rockin Spring piece at a time.  Because we are strong, confident fashionistas!

Le invitamos!

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